E|---------14----12/5-----
B|----14------------------
G|---13-------------------
D|--12--------------------
A|------------------------
E|------------------------

B7
             
E
Teenage angst has paid off well
F#m
          
Em
Now I'm bored and old
B7
             
E
Self-appointed judges judge
F#m
            
Em
More than they have sold
B7
             
E
If she floats then she is not
F#m
          
Em
A
 witch like we thought
B7
            
E
A
 downpayment on another
F#m
       
Em
One at Salem's lot

A
                   
C#
Serve the servants, oh no (x3) 
A
Serve the servants
C#
               
F#m
              
G
That legendary divorce is such a bore

B7
                 
E
As my bones grew, they did hurt
F#m
        
Em
They hurt really bad
B7
              
E
I tried hard to have a father
F#m
           
Em
But instead, I had a dad
B7
               
E
I just want you to know that I
F#m
            
Em
Don't hate you anymore
B7
               
E
There is nothing I could say
F#m
             
Em
That I haven't thought before

A
                   
C#
Serve the servants, oh no (x3) 
A
Serve the servants
C#
               
F#m
              
G
That legendary divorce is such a bore