Intro: 
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Verse 1:
   
D
             
A
            
C
                
G
I´m seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
Well she´s got baggage and it´s all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit
I don´t mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit 

Chorus 1:
  
D
            
A
Yeaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah!
  
C
            
G
Oh man she´s got issues and I´m gonna pay
Yeaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaaah!
She thinks she´s the victim, yeah 

Verse 2:
   
D
                
A
Now I know she´ll feel abandoned
   
C
                
G
If I don´t stay over late
And I know she´s afraid to commit
But it´s only our second date 

Chorus 1:

Chorus 2:
    
A
                 
G
I don´t know why you´re messed up
    
C
                 
D
I don´t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door 

Verse 3:
      
D
       
A
           
C
            
G
Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don´t mind
But when she calls out his name in bed that´s where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he´s gone
But I wish you wouldn´t call me daddy When we´re gettin´ it on 

Chorus 3:
   
D
             
A
Yeeaaaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah!
   
C
             
G
Oh man she´s got issues and I´m gonna pay
Yeeaaaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah!   
She´s playing the victim and taking it all out on me
Yeeaaaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah!
My god she´s got issues and I´m (gonna pay)x6  

Chorus 4:
    
A
             
G
If you think I´m controlling
    
C
             
D
Then why do you follow me around
If you´re not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down 
    
A
             
G
I don´t know why you´re messed up
    
C
             
D
I don´t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door 

Ending ;)